Friday, June 10, 2011

How to keep 'SANE'

Posted by Belle Edwin at 9:54 AM
As we all know,
we spend a lot of our day time at the office
meet the same faces, annoy with the same people
and sometimes you are 'lucky' to meet with such 'adorable' customer..
Ive been working at my current office for about 6 and a half year
and yes, it bored me already
6 years ba..kalau year darjah satu suda..
it really hard to keep sane in the office right?
and this morning
i Google about
'how to keep sane in the office'
and some of the tips are really made my day
this is the post
but still
i want to copy paste the post :)
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting round Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner..."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
dan ini ada orang tambah lagi...
20. Ride the elevator and gently hit yourself on the head and keep saying"quit talking to me".
21. When riding the elevator, every time it gets to a floor, say "ding".
22. Whenever you give someone your credit card, tell them that God gave you the money 'cause your the Savior.
23. When paying for your gas, ask where the Full service pumps are.
24. After paying for your groceries, ask where the kitchen is.
My favorite : No.10, 12, 17, 18, 20 & 24
hope all this tips will make Us sane

Aramaiti everybody
and have a nice working day~


Uncle Lee said...

Hi Belle, glad to see you have a lively sense of humour.
Laughter always brings out the sunshine in our lives.
Cry, you cry alone. Smile....the whole world smiles with you.
And no smile is as beautiful as those that come thru tears.

You have a nice day, and keep a song in your heart.

memeljoan said...

Memang boring kan belle...klu ikutkan hati, mo duduk rumah goyang kaki tapi...ekekekke

Belle Edwin said...

uncle> may this post will sheer u up today...u have a nice day too

mel> iya ba...tapi ndada pula RM bikin shopping..ekekeke

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