Monday, July 6, 2009

Kentut?

as i promise before...
will post about fart...
hehehe...cam tiada cerita lain kan..
but wait!! this is a good info tau...
sy dapat ni ilmu time sy pigi kursus...
actually that day tu kursus tajuk dia pasal kewangan..
tapi boring ba ni subjek ni..a serious subject kan...
so pandai tu penceramah kami...dia selit2 juga lawak yang berguna..
masa tu dia cerita pasal etika makan formal la....
then dia bagi satu situasi...
what would u do...if u really wanna fart while ure eating..
but semua orang yang makan di meja sama kamu time tu YB YB..
termasuk PM dan seangkatan dengannya...
then he ask our guy friend jak...yang ladies dia nda tanya...bijak juga dia..
bab it a funny yet embarrassing question ba kan...
so guy what would ya'all do?
some of my fellow friend answer they will ask an excuse bangun beredar dari meja..
then kentut jauh2...hahaha...
ada yang jawab they'll tahan their fart..
ada yang jawab kentut pelan2..hahaha...this is the funnies answer i think...
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so if me...i will answer just like my first friend tu lah....
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then the lect bagi the right answer...
the 3rd answer tu hampir2 betul kunun...
tapi according to ethic kan...
kita nda buli beredar dari tu meja makan...
kalau mau terkentuuuut suda kan...
an American guy have to say 'excuse me', kalau orang London 'pardon me'..
and when the person next to you suda angguk...
bari buli kentut...hahah..lucu kan..kentut beradab...
then they ask us again..what will Malaysian have to say then??
kami jawab 'excuse me' juga la...
dia jawab balik...that what we should do..tapi mostly Malaysian...
will say "NOT ME!!'..hahaha....betul juga kan...
so guy this is a good info if ya'all hadiri a formal dinner or lunch or whatever lah..
tapi jangan pula bila a guy next to u say excuse me...kamu pigi tanya lagi...
'kanapa??..kanapa ko minta 'excuse me'?'..paham2 lai tu kanapa minta excuse...

4 comments:

belleOFranau said...

ok buli suda comment guys...do share ur opinion...love to hear from ya'all...ntah apa sy buat dulu tu

Mama Mia said...

hehe..bagus la bah, ceramah yg ada selit lawak spy para pendengar tida keboringan tahap kuda...:)

Just said...

Sia suka tu speaker yg pandai mau kasi hilang boring audiences.

Anyway, pasal kentut... i dont think 'execuse me' is enuff to let others to know that u are going to 'bomb'... nda sanggup sia mau jawab sia minta excuse psl mau kentut... hahahaha... lucu lucu...

belleOFranau said...

mama mia> itulah..selalu kalau ni subject mesti mata sy tejuling-juling tahan mengantuk ni....

just>bukan la bah kau cakap 'excuse me sy mau terkentut'..cakap excuse me..jak..tapi kalau malaysian mimang nda mau mengaku bah kan..mesti kalau suda kentut baru dia cakap 'NOT ME!!" hehehehe